crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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unregistered-hypercam2 dutchster
things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

torobabe gnarly


gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

gnarly breakinq
breakinq:

following back tons
dirtysanchezz breakinq


vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

vvant trust


yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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yoncevevo ruinedchildhood


angel-scum:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

oh my god you dumb kids

jumpingjacktrash:

whining about how “cishets’ voices are prioritized over ours so they should just shut up and not come to pride parades or talk about lgbt issues” WHILE THE GODDAMN TUMBLR LOGO LIGHTS UP RAINBOW FOR MOTHERFUCKING PRIDE

BECAUSE THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TUMBLR STAFF WHO ARE STATISTICALLY MORE…

http://johnpaulbrammer.tumblr.com/post/85657675103/its-interesting-to-me-that-the-mere-appearance-of

johnpaulbrammer:

It’s interesting to me that the mere appearance of a gay couple on television qualifies as “shoving homosexuality” down people’s throats.

Really? Two guys kissed on your television screen and you took that as an aggression?

I guess we’ll just have to disagree on that one. But trust me, if…

I have gay friends and love them.

the20thmarch:

But I’d like a heterosexual pride week.  I’d like an oreo with blue and pink icing in the middle.  I’d like a day where I can walk in the streets with millions of couples and make out with my boyfriend in front of religious people

You want to be treated equally, right?

So stop with the fucking pedestal shit.

You’re not any better than the rest of us.

is this a joke? this is a joke right?? please say this is a joke???

We live in a society where being gay is considered a choice but rape is considered uncontrollable.

Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?
  • Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
  • The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
  • Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
  • Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
  • Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
  • Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least you're being honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
  • Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
  • Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
  • .... : Exactly.
http://a-chamber-of-secrets.tumblr.com/post/97695634030/can-i-go-on-a-quick-rant-about-homosexuality

a-chamber-of-secrets:

Can I go on a quick rant about homosexuality?

So, I am personally all for whatever sexuality you damn well please to claim and/or keep personal. What I’m not okay with is people who claim to be accepting of homosexuals, or bisexuals, but then refuse to be friends with someone because of their…



poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

notjackwhite trust
antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.
gundamdick ruinedchildhood